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RHnC



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PostPosted: 13.03.2008 20:35    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

U Beogradu pobjegao lav iz zoološkog vrta i na ulici napao neku djevojčicu.

Vidjevši to, jedan prolaznik skoči i pohrva se s lavom, te ga zadavi golim rukama.

Sljedećeg dana "Politika" objavi naslov:
-HRABRI SRBIN SPASIO DEVOJČICU!!!

Istog jutra dođe ljutit čovjek u redakciju:
"Sljušajte vi, ja sam onaj koji je zadavio ljava, i ja nisam nikakav Srbin!"

Sljedećeg dana "Politika" osvane s novim naslovom:
-HRABRI JUGOSLOVEN SPASIO DEVOJČICU!!!

Ubrzo eto opet junaka jos ljućeg:
"Opet ljažete! Nisam ja Jugosljoven!"

"Pa šta si onda čoveče u p. materinu!?"
"Aljbanac!"

I tako trećeg dana "Politika" izađe s ispravljenim naslovom:
-RAZULARENI ŠIPTAR UBIO LAVA, MILJENIKA DECE!!!
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budha



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PostPosted: 13.03.2008 21:30    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

Koja je e-mail adresa madjarske sove?

hu@hu.hu

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hyperactive_anki



Joined: 28 Dec 2006
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PostPosted: 13.03.2008 22:29    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

budha wrote:
Koja je e-mail adresa madjarske sove?

hu@hu.hu


hahahhhahahahahahahahahahahha

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booka



Joined: 06 Oct 2005
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PostPosted: 16.03.2008 23:08    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

Nije baš vic, ali je smiješno. Recite iskreno koliko vas je točno odgovorilo na drugo pitanje. Teško je pratiti loptu.

http://www.index.hr/video/film.aspx?id=1403
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hyperactive_anki



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PostPosted: 17.03.2008 23:26    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

HOBOTNICA NA VLAŠKI NAČIN:

Sastojci:
-1 janje (do 10 kila)
-dva kila kapule
-1 hobotnica (kil i po - dva)
-kumpir, sol

Priprema:
Dok se janje vrti na ražnju, hobotnicu stavit u lonac i kuvat sa
kumpirima u slanoj vodi.
Nakon tri ure, janje se skine s vatre i stavi sa strane da se ocidi.
Lonac maknut s vatre, prolit vodu, hobotnicu bacit mačketinama (đavlu
i meso kojem nemoš oglođat košćurine).

Nasić janjetinu, stavit na stol i narizat kapulu.
Zavrnut rukave.
U slast!

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Zeus



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PostPosted: 18.03.2008 16:48    Post subject: Re: Otrovni gljivi Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

zytzagoo wrote:
Policija na Kosovu ode u sumu. Tamo zateknu mrtvog Srbina.
Pitaju lokalni živalj kako je umro:

- Šta ja znam, valjda jeo otrovni gljivi, vidi koljiko gljivi ima u šumu.
- A onaj tamo.
- Isto.
- A onaj?
- I onaj isto.
- Kako isto, vidi mu rupu u glavi.
- Šta ja znam, možda nije hteo da jede otrovni gljivi....


Prejak Very Happy
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booka



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PostPosted: 27.04.2008 00:40    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

Nije vic ali je fora.

Probajte upisat "find chuck norris" u google i tražite sa i'm feeling lucky (prati me sreća)

Laughing
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PostPosted: 18.11.2008 15:05    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

America: "We have George Bush, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash."
Croatia: "We have Ivo Sanader, no wonder, no hope and no cash."

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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ITS



Joined: 06 Feb 2008
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PostPosted: 18.11.2008 16:00    Post subject: Add user to your forum ignore list Reply with quote

p4P3r wrote:
America: "We have George Bush, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash."
Croatia: "We have Ivo Sanader, no wonder, no hope and no cash."

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing



and no christmas Laughing Laughing Laughing
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