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leon
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blackduke
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jap, to je online negdje na nekom webu bio, lik zajbavo ljude
old news
al zgodno za procitat 
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[shilokko]
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najsi skroz  |
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Philatz
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aspirine
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| Posted: 23.04.2004 13:17 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | sweet17 : I don't get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey. |
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leon
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Location: Where the dark shadows R
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meni je ovo najjaci dio:
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass. |
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_butch
Joined: 10 Sep 2003
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Location: Maichno, Krlovc
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| Quote: | Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. |
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maxy
Joined: 07 Sep 2003
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Location: Zagreb
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| Posted: 24.04.2004 20:17 Post subject: |
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ovo je sve voda...neka tilt kaze sto smo napravili jednoj latinoamerikanki na #r0x.org
osim toga, vec sam to vidio x puta pa mi i nije funny |
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GrUdI
Joined: 01 Nov 2003
Posts: 178
Location: Dalmacija...
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| Posted: 24.04.2004 20:50 Post subject: a |
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Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
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Ma svašta, a bar sam se nasmija carski... |
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Empyros 27
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| Quote: | BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA:
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: OheminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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