From the Oval Office...

[jurka]

We take you now to the Oval Office...


President George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

Bush: Great. Lay it on me.

Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.

Bush: That's what I want to know.

Rice: That's what I'm telling you.

Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Rice: Yes.

Bush: I mean the fellow's name.

Rice: Hu.

Bush: The guy in China.

Rice: Hu.

Bush: The new leader of China.

Rice: Hu.

Bush: The Chinaman!

Rice: Hu is leading China.

Bush: Now whaddya asking me for?

Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Rice: That's the mans name.

Bush: That's who's name?

Rice: Yes.

Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Rice: That's correct.

Bush: Then who is in China?

Rice: Yes, sir!

Bush: Yassir is in China?

Rice: No, sir.

Bush: Then who is?

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: Yassir?

Rice: No, sir!

Bush: Look, Rice. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Rice: Kofi?

Bush: No, thanks.

Rice: You want Kofi?

Bush: No.

Rice: You don't want Kofi.

Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.

And then get me the U.N.

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Rice: Kofi?

Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Rice: And call who?

Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Rice: Hu is the guy in China.

Bush: Will you stay out of China?!

Rice: Yes, sir.

Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Rice: Kofi.

Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars.
Now get on the phone.

(Rice picks up the phone.)

Rice: Rice, here.

Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[Matija]

LOL!hebeno!

pozdrav

[mile]

he, he, zakon

Quote:

"I heard there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." -President George W. Bush, during the second presidential debate

meni je bilo najjače kada je govorio o suverenitetu, ali nisam pronašao link - nema veze, ima on još toga za pokazati
http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/002261.html

Last edited by mile on 19.08.2005 19:10; edited 1 time in total

[pike]

je, oldie but goldie, al činjenica je da su u većoj mjeri tragično-smiješni autentični citati...

http://slate.msn.com/id/76886/#ContinueArticle

[kakarinac]

E upiša se od smijeha...

[niksy]

Ludoooo!