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jurka
Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 1088 Location: Zagreb
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Posted: 26.08.2005 15:40 Post subject: Živa istina! |
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Ali baš sve je istina, bez izuzetaka
YOU KNOW YOU'RE CROATIAN WHEN
All meals your parents have ever prepared contain one key ingredient
"Vegeta"
You were still in elementary school the first time you got drunk
You are never ever allowed to sit by an open window for fear of catching
pneumonia from the "propuh" (even in the middle of summer)
There is a bar in your church hall that contains a 2 year supply of Brandy
You insist that you can spot a Serb from a mile away
The use of vulgar language at home is unacceptable, unless it is Croatian
English words are acceptable if used with the ending "A-T-I" which makes
them Croatian..."play-ati", "study-ati"
Your Dida mowes the lawn in knee high black socks and sandals
Your Dida has a shot of Rakija for breakfast
At least one family member makes his own wine
"Sljivovica" is used not only to celebrate at all occasions, but to cure
illness and as a massage lotion as well
At the age of 13, you are allowed to go out of town with your friends for
Croatian soccer tournaments, folklore festivals and dances
Your parents were at the function where you got drunk
The majority of your friends are also your relatives, even if they aren't
your relatives, you refer to their parents as "Teta" and "Striko"
You are the only kid in your class who doesn't get to sleep in on Saturdays
because of "Hrvatska Skola"
"Kuhace" are not only used for stirring when cooking...they are also used by
Mama to beat you when there is no "siba" handy
At least once before you've told your parents that you'll call the police to
report "child abuse" and your parents said "Samo probaj"
Mama beat you in public on at least one occasion
When leaving the house to go out, you always receive the same
warnings(regardless of age): -"Pazi sta radis", "Pamet u glavu", "Nemoj me
sramotit", "Nemoj da ja sta cujem"
Sadly, if something actually does happen, somehow Mama will know before you
make it home
Mama gets pissed off at you for bringing home McDonalds saying, "sta ce ti
taj junk?"
Your parents insist that you'll end up a nobody if you don't graduate from
"fakultet"
Lunch on sundays have more courses than Amerikanci have for Christmas or
Thanksgiving dinner
You know that in addition to fruit flavoured Jello, that gelatin can also be
prepared with pigs feet
You love "pasteta", but don't like bringing it to school or work for lunch
because you'd be embarassed if someone asked you what it was
There is a slab of fat in your fridge called SLANINA
Your mother washes the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher
Vegetarianism is not a concept your parents understand
All other action stops when you hear people speaking Serbian in a store
somewhere and your mom starts to talk to you in english so that the serbian
people won't find out you speak "their" language and start trying to be your
friend.
You have at least one short-wave radio in your house
You smell garlic on the old man's breath behind you sitting on the klupa in
church on Sunday mornings
You live with your parents until you are married
Mama thinks that whenever you get sick it's because you didn't eat enough
When upset, it isn't unusual for Tata to send you "u pizdu materinu"
Baba and Dida wear at least 3 layers of clothing in all seasons
Dida and/or Baka spits into a napkin at the dinner table
Your parents turn the channel when there is a kissing scene
Dida & Baka insist you are quiet while he watches the news even though he
doesn't understand a single word they're saying. Regardless of the fact he
doesn't understand what they're saying, he knows more about what's going on
in the world than you do
You never got the "Birds and the Bees" talk from Mama and Tata as you were
growing up
Whenever your parents said "vidit cemo" you knew that it meant "NO!"
Everything that goes wrong in the world can somehow be traced back to Serbs
Your cousin in Croatia who calls you to send him money had a cell phone
before you and wears only name brand clothing
Your relatives in Croatia think it's strange if you are not married by the
age of 18
You are only allowed to vacation in the homeland
You are only allowed to speak Croatian at home
You have 17 consenants in your name and only 2 vowels
Your 13 yr old sister can out drink any Amerikanac
You cringe when you hear the word BATINE and hide
Your parents still prefer buying cassete's over cd's
No one can pronounce your last name and every kid on the block has a
nickname for it
A CROATIAN wedding consists of a minimum of 1000 people, 2/3 of which you
dont even know
......You're still laughing your ass off cause u know every single one of
these are true!!!!! |
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garden
Joined: 26 May 2005 Posts: 1122 Location: Zadar / Split
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Posted: 26.08.2005 15:53 Post subject: |
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U pravu si .Dobro ne sve al većina. možda 3-5 nisu točne(ne dam i se brojat)
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irfan
Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Posts: 90 Location: Tuzla
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Posted: 26.08.2005 16:01 Post subject: |
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da interesantno i tacno!! samo gdje bas na engleskom nadje! |
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retro_one
Joined: 16 Sep 2003 Posts: 880 Location: DUBRAVA.
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Posted: 26.08.2005 16:53 Post subject: |
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jebote....fakat je zaaaakon tekst...nisam nasao nijednu stvar koja nije istinita |
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Matija
Joined: 22 Oct 2004 Posts: 571
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Posted: 26.08.2005 17:43 Post subject: |
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Quote: | You insist that you can spot a Serb from a mile away |
LOL
pozdrav |
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kakarinac
Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 1978 Location: Rijeka
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Posted: 26.08.2005 18:33 Post subject: |
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Quote: | Dida and/or Baka spits into a napkin at the dinner table |
Đizs, o đizs
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pellmat
Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Posts: 85 Location: Zagreb
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Posted: 26.08.2005 19:15 Post subject: |
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"You are never ever allowed to sit by an open window for fear of catching
pneumonia from the "propuh" (even in the middle of summer)"
kao sa cujem svoju majku |
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niksy
Joined: 29 Sep 2003 Posts: 727
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Posted: 26.08.2005 19:32 Post subject: |
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OMG!
Nije da je bas sve istinito, ali vecina je!
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Adrian
Joined: 02 Apr 2004 Posts: 692 Location: Around & about
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Posted: 26.08.2005 19:56 Post subject: |
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niksy wrote: | OMG!
Nije da je bas sve istinito, ali vecina je!
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-> možda tvoji starci imaju komadić stranih korjena
-> možemo ovo koristit možda kao mjerilo genetskog pripadanja hrvatskom narodu? |
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mali.
Joined: 07 Jul 2004 Posts: 128 Location: Zagreb
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keye
Joined: 24 Nov 2003 Posts: 2465 Location: Paris - France
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Posted: 26.08.2005 21:18 Post subject: |
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a jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sve true |
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niksy
Joined: 29 Sep 2003 Posts: 727
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Posted: 26.08.2005 21:20 Post subject: |
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Adrian wrote: | niksy wrote: | OMG!
Nije da je bas sve istinito, ali vecina je!
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-> možda tvoji starci imaju komadić stranih korjena
-> možemo ovo koristit možda kao mjerilo genetskog pripadanja hrvatskom narodu? |
Hehe .
Pa gle, da je minimum 1000 ljudi na vjencanju, to bas i nije tocno, a da 2/3 ne znam, e to vrijedi . |
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mali.
Joined: 07 Jul 2004 Posts: 128 Location: Zagreb
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Posted: 26.08.2005 21:29 Post subject: |
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Quote: | Your relatives in Croatia think it's strange if you are not married by the
age of 18 |
hmm.. ne znam bas... |
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jurka
Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 1088 Location: Zagreb
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Posted: 26.08.2005 21:50 Post subject: |
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mali. wrote: | hehe.. a otkud ti to? |
dobio na mail. to ti kruži među hrvatima u kanadi i SAD-u. barem tako piše u mailu. |
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dotTOM
Joined: 02 Apr 2005 Posts: 340 Location: Zagreb
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Posted: 27.08.2005 18:58 Post subject: |
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bas sam htio rec da nemrem vjerovat koj kreteni
fino se nama rugaju a oni ni ne znaju da se moze pit voda iz pipe
fuj
i ono...bas da je vecina istina - NE |
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kliker
Joined: 10 Sep 2003 Posts: 800 Location: /var/tmp
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Posted: 27.08.2005 20:30 Post subject: |
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ima šaljivih detalja, ali većinom su gluposti.... |
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Posted: 27.08.2005 20:59 Post subject: |
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Adrian wrote: | niksy wrote: | OMG!
Nije da je bas sve istinito, ali vecina je!
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-> možda tvoji starci imaju komadić stranih korjena
-> možemo ovo koristit možda kao mjerilo genetskog pripadanja hrvatskom narodu? |
moji nemaju
JA SAM HRVAT I PONOSAN SAM STO SAM HRVAT!!!!
bljak
svaka cast na tekstu...najbolji koji sam dosad procito na mi3ju...
2.mjesto zasluzuje onaj chain letter
svakacast...
sad idem play-ATI cod i tamanit SRBE na serveru JANEZA
(salim se naravno...a svi koji se smatraju srbima nadam se da se nece uvrijedit jer samo sam ironican i sarkastican)
pozdrav
BOG I 'RVATI! |
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budha
Joined: 02 Mar 2004 Posts: 1377 Location: Osijek
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Posted: 27.08.2005 21:13 Post subject: |
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djipster Guest
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Posted: 28.08.2005 01:53 Post subject: |
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Although you are a girl, your Dida calls you "Sine" |
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niksy
Joined: 29 Sep 2003 Posts: 727
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Posted: 28.08.2005 09:44 Post subject: |
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djipster wrote: | Although you are a girl, your Dida calls you "Sine" |
Istina
And your Baka, too . |
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jurka
Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 1088 Location: Zagreb
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Posted: 29.08.2005 11:04 Post subject: Re: Živa istina! |
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jurka wrote: | Ali baš sve je istina, bez izuzetaka |
dobro, namjerno sam malo pretjerao, ali većina se vjerojatno našla u puno primjera iz teksta
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Uncle.Joe
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Posts: 106 Location: Zagreb | Croatia
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Posted: 29.08.2005 11:12 Post subject: Re: Živa istina! |
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jurka wrote: | jurka wrote: | Ali baš sve je istina, bez izuzetaka |
dobro, namjerno sam malo pretjerao, ali većina se vjerojatno našla u puno primjera iz teksta
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When upset, it isn't unusual for Tata to send you "u pizdu materinu"
yup it's true! |
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