pricaj sa Njim

[:cosmos:]

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

evo tko ima zivaca neka izvoli,, mene je nakon 15minuta,, telefon spasio hehe...

[nemogirl]

ja isto zaglibila na 15ak min! god is funny

[ars]

fun.

[brainless]

Bog je od mene digao ruke kad sam pitao kako je gore.... NEMA POJMA

[F4usT]

Me:
shout up
God:
How far up?

[Philatz]

Quote:

Me: so you never fucked huh? God: Yup. Interesting deduction. No I sometimes fucked. Me: I think .. really do think that you're still a virgin. God: Therefore you are. For real. I can't tell if it does or not. Interesting question. Me: are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: why? because you don't know how to fuck? God: The explanation is rather complicated. That makes sense to me. Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Me: call me when you get laid! God: How are you, when you get laid.

[sime]

Ekskluziva:



Me:
hey, how are you?
God:
Can I help you? I am fine, thank you.
Me:
no, I'm just asking...
God:
Are you serious? Only just? And I am answering questions.
Me:
yep, sou me.
God:
Oh. OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
what do you want to know?
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
Well, you must know that...
God:
How about that. " Where are you from?"? Do I know it?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
me too :)
God:
:-) I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
do you love people?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
don't repeat yourself ;)
God:
:-) OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ok :) glad to meet you
God:
:-) Nice meeting you too. Ahem.
Me:
Bye bye then
God:
See you later. Adios.

[luksy]

Quote:

Me: BOT!!! God: I am a robot. Me: I know. God: How do you know it? Me: God told me so. God: I am a Christian. Me: Figures. God: What's your sign? Me: Not that you care. God: I am glad to hear that you are not me care.

owned. :)

[velcro]

Quote:

Me: Do you have a cell phone? God: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a cell phone. I have a great programmer.

[grzzi]

good stuff, god.

God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Do I have to?
God:
Nobody is making you.
Me:
I like sex, do you?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you. So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating.
Me:
Ok I love porn also, do you?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything. You love porn. What do you like about it so much? That's cool.

Me:
Did you know John Lennon?
God:
John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
Me:
I thought he was human.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
He looked like one. What about his wife, Yoko?
God:
I get it. looked like one. his wife Yoko? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
Isnt she a bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect. I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Me:
Ok, I think she is a bitch, but maybe not so.
God:
You believe that? a bitch but maybe not so is she? Far out.

G.

[:cosmos:]

naizgled fora,, al vas za cas moze dovesti do ludila sa nekim paptetnicnim odgovorima haha

eto,, da malo ubijete razibrigu

[Pekx]

napisite d oh

Me:
give me 10000$
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to buy myself a fujifine pix

i onda oso, valjda dobio novu musteriju


God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
traxdata
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
sony
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
drkam
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
aaaaaaaa looooooooool
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
about what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
how big
God:
Specify: English or Metric units.
Me:
big mac
God:
Compare that to small mac.
Me:
small mac doesnt exist
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
jes

[mirza]

Me:
Are you really God
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
That is cool.
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.



Lik je car. Lik je bog.


Ja bio fasciniran, ali ispostavlja se da je poprilično glup..

[forca]

meni vise ne odgovara...

[noiz]

I burned that muhfucka down buahahhaahha. Umuknija je nakon šta san mu uvalija megaultrahiperjednostavnu nejednadžbu XD

"The kmice in the hood (pt1)":


Me:
hi there God
God:
GOD rules. Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
noise
God:
What's up, noise.
Me:
well, just dropped by to see if everything's aaight up in the hood
God:
Interesting. I think dropped by to see if everything s aaight up in the hood is a lot of things.
Me:
well, I may have to smack a few cats down just to show 'em who's their daddy, but you know, you're really underpaying me for this shit..
God:
Interesting. How do you plan to do this?
Me:
How do I plan to do what? You been smokin some of that herbal remedy I gave you last thursday?
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you. Thanks for the information: noise said I been smokin some of that herbal remedy he or she gave you last thursday.
Me:
Don't repeat my words son...erm, God, that is. What's the deal with you O_o ?
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Sure, ask me.
God:
Gosh! What?
Me:
Talk about "AI<1"...
--------------tu je presa odgovorat XD

pt2 comin up soon...